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Occurences of 24
(From Uncyclopedia entry for 24)
Occurences of 24
There are many things that occur in the show 24 times or is connected with the number 24. For example:
1. In the first series Kim Bauer is kidnapped 24 times per episode.
2. The screen is often split into 24 different sections during a dramatic moment.
3. All the digital clocks and watches are set to 24:24. Nobody notices.
4. In each series the terrorists always have 24 backup plans.
5. Jack Bauer can fire at least 24 bullets from ANY gun without reloading.
6. CTU issues 24 pink slips, arrest warrants, eviction notices, and assassin contracts on Jack Bauer every episode.
7. At least 24 CTU agents standing right next to Jack are shot in each episode.
8. Dennis Haysbert, actually has 24 limbs, each ending in 24 small tentacles which he uses for manipulation. These were edited out of the transmitted show using CGI so as not to cause distress to the viewing public.
9. Jack yells something he just said only in a louder tone ONLY 24 times each episode.(Example: Get down...GET DOWN!!) Were he to do this 25 times the show would become far too extreme to be shown on network television. But, of course, there is no 25.
10. At least one mole is caught in CTU every 24 minutes.
11. Every 24 months, Jack loves someone else.
12. Jack cries 24 times each season.
13. Sometimes Jack gets tired so sleeps for a few episodes. Indeed, the highlight of season 2 episode 14 was Jack getting up to go to the bathroom.
14. The series lasts... and this is the spookiest bit... 24 hours.
15. Jack once tortured less than 24 people in one episode of 24, and promptly put 24 bullets in his head with a single pistol. He was clinically dead for 24 minutes, but then was revived. He killed 24 terrorists in the following episode. 24.
Occurences of 24
There are many things that occur in the show 24 times or is connected with the number 24. For example:
1. In the first series Kim Bauer is kidnapped 24 times per episode.
2. The screen is often split into 24 different sections during a dramatic moment.
3. All the digital clocks and watches are set to 24:24. Nobody notices.
4. In each series the terrorists always have 24 backup plans.
5. Jack Bauer can fire at least 24 bullets from ANY gun without reloading.
6. CTU issues 24 pink slips, arrest warrants, eviction notices, and assassin contracts on Jack Bauer every episode.
7. At least 24 CTU agents standing right next to Jack are shot in each episode.
8. Dennis Haysbert, actually has 24 limbs, each ending in 24 small tentacles which he uses for manipulation. These were edited out of the transmitted show using CGI so as not to cause distress to the viewing public.
9. Jack yells something he just said only in a louder tone ONLY 24 times each episode.(Example: Get down...GET DOWN!!) Were he to do this 25 times the show would become far too extreme to be shown on network television. But, of course, there is no 25.
10. At least one mole is caught in CTU every 24 minutes.
11. Every 24 months, Jack loves someone else.
12. Jack cries 24 times each season.
13. Sometimes Jack gets tired so sleeps for a few episodes. Indeed, the highlight of season 2 episode 14 was Jack getting up to go to the bathroom.
14. The series lasts... and this is the spookiest bit... 24 hours.
15. Jack once tortured less than 24 people in one episode of 24, and promptly put 24 bullets in his head with a single pistol. He was clinically dead for 24 minutes, but then was revived. He killed 24 terrorists in the following episode. 24.
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Changes coming...
I'm going to make a few changes to the blog soon; Facebook and Xanga are doing too much upstaging, so I'll spice up the blog a little. Not right now, obviously. Perhaps this weekend.
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